Download E-books Anastasia Has the Answers (An Anastasia Krupnik story) PDF

By Lois Lowry

It's undesirable sufficient to be humiliated, Anastasia Krupnik realizes. yet to be humiliated in entrance of an audience--and in entrance of the world's such a lot glamorous health club teacher--and whereas donning a royal blue gymnasium suit? That's the pits.
 
Now that she's determined to turn into a journalist, life's questions should be pretyy effortless to respond to, Anastasia thinks. A journalist, in any case, easily responds to the who, what, whilst, the place, and why of each scenario. yet why are Daphne Bellingham's mom and dad getting a divorce? Is it Daphne's fault? And why--WHY--is Anastasia the main bodily uncoordinated individual iever to set foot in a gymnasium? Once again Lois Lowry's amazing and irrepressible Anastasia has the answers.

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Download E-books Blame It on the Dog: A Modern History of the Fart PDF

By Jim Dawson

Do you know that James Joyce cherished to sniff his wife'¬?s farts? That a few fish converse by means of expelling fuel? Or that the Pentagon is constructing guns of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That'¬?s only a whiff of what is in shop during this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart heritage, WHO reduce THE CHEESE?In BLAME IT at the puppy, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the most recent and maximum new goods of the earlier century, from flatulent robotic canines and fart fetishists to poot-proof undies and anti-stink drugs. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans approximately clinical (wind)breakthroughs, superstar butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, our on-line world entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England'¬?s Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether areas of politics, popular culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker a WC ebook will depart you gasping for air.

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Download E-books Something Smells Like Pee: and Other Classy Observations PDF

By Blythe Jewell

Humorist/writer/artist Blythe Jewell deals a variety of humor poems and illustrations approximately every thing from killing crops to discovering hair in the entire fallacious areas. Random, potty-mouthed, foolish and infrequently candy, this quirky assortment will make you chuckle, cry and nod your head in conspiracy. The 60+ titles contain "Hair in My Ass Crack,” “Shut the F*&! Up approximately Twilight,” “On Our sessions Together,” “Neil Patrick Harris will get the Paddle,” “Leave the F*#&ing Cat Alone,” "Anne Hathaway Makes Me Uncomfortable," and lots of extra.

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Download E-books The Art and Making of Peanuts Animation: Celebrating Fifty Years of Television Specials PDF

By Charles Solomon

For the 1st time, this deluxe visible historical past treats Peanuts enthusiasts to an in-depth examine the paintings and making of the liked lively Peanuts specials. From 1965's unique vintage A Charlie Brown Christmas throughout the 2011 free up of Happiness is a hot Blanket, animation historian Charles Solomon is going backstage of all forty five movies, exploring the method of bringing a much-loved sketch to existence. The publication showcases the artistic improvement over the years with beautiful, never-before-seen suggestion paintings, and weaves a wealthy background according to dozens of interviews with former Peanuts administrators, animators, voice expertise, and structure artists, in addition to present people. Filling a void in animation publishing—there isn't any different historical past or paintings publication of the Peanuts specials—this quantity celebrates 5 many years of the artistry and humor of Charles M. Schultz and the artists who reimagined the comedian for the reveal.

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Download E-books Flashman and the Mountain of Light (Flashman Papers, Book 9) PDF

By George MacDonald Fraser

This 9th quantity of The Flashman Papers, faithfully edited and transcribed through Fraser, reveals that Sir Harry Flashman is again in India, the place his saga all started. This time, our hero is distributed by way of Her Majesty's mystery carrier to undercover agent at the corrupt court docket of Lahore, on India's Northwest Frontier. Flashy's such a lot demanding make the most but is as politically intelligent and punctiliously lewd as ever.

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Download E-books Fake Science 101: A Less-Than-Factual Guide to Our Amazing World PDF

By Phil Edwards

For years, readers have flocked to the faux technological know-how web site for scientifically flavored details. The study there was lauded through psychological Floss as "inaccurate and ridiculous in each way," praised through the mum or dad as "brilliantly false," heralded by means of io9 as "amazing," and famous by means of Google as "a website."

Now readers can eventually proportion the most up to date discoveries of the faux technology lab. Larded with 1000s of footnotes, illustrations, and a small quantity of lard (it reduces paper production costs), pretend technology one zero one is a totally new truth-sterilized textbook.

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Download E-books Un chapeau de ciel (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 32) PDF

By Terry Pratchett

« Robin Deschamps Feegle, je vos demande maetnant d'alleu sauveu los angeles ch'tite michante sorcieure jaeyante. Un rukeu est après elle. » Et voilà les Nac mac Feegle, les ch'tits hommes libres, sur le pied de guerre. vehicle un bad threat threat leur protégée, Tiphaine Patraque, onze ans, apprentie sorcière : un rucheur veut s'emparer d'elle. Un rucheur, c'est comme un babar-l'ermite. Ça emménage en vous... et on ne peut pas le tuer. Alors tous les skills en herbe de Tiphaine ne seront pas de trop, non plus que ceux des Feegle, de fins bagarreurs, et peut-être faudra-t-il que s'en mêle maîtresse Ciredutemps, los angeles sorcière de référence.

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Download E-books Parsifal's Page (The Squire's Tales) PDF

By Gerald Morris

Piers is eager to turn into a web page to flee the soiled, tedious hard work of his father’s blacksmith store. So whilst a knight arrives asserting that he’s on “the quest,” Piers begs to head alongside. Off on a sequence of adventures he by no means dreamed attainable, Piers and the knight speedy run into problems. The knight is slain by means of Parsifal who's on a quest of his own.
Parsifal is not like somebody Piers has ever met. He doesn’t behave “knightly” in any respect. Slowly, Piers realizes that being a knight has not anything to do with shining armor and profitable jousts. And, as their trip maintains, they locate that to accomplish their quest they have to research greater than knighthood: they need to know about themselves.
the story of Parsifal has been instructed greater than that of the other knight, yet not anyone has ever instructed his tale fairly like Gerald Morris does in his fourth Arthurian novel, one other journey de strength of humor, motion, magic, and, as constantly, precise love.

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